I've been looking for a NINJA

And straight as a razor.

Gotta stop telling the chicks about the Shadow.

mmmyeah

Well, it's the man I *actually* am.. so far when I've revealed it.. they find a reason to flee for I'm too "intense" .. *or* I cut it off because they're overmuch burdened, and I'd rather not be cucked coming into a relationship.

because you're a brooding hot chad shadow

(Funny thing, that stance existed before it was a meme..)

Right now, I fly about the country.. doing tech. It's a simple gig, but it's honest enough work.

dismantling evil as you go about your civilian duties

Or at least trying to leave the world in my tread a better place.

Funny thing, we've never seen Lauci and Batman in the same room

oh fuck

Like giving fresh, untainted water to a homeless woman in LA and treating her like a human being.

Just sayin

oh so you're part of the problem

Treating people like human fucking beings is the only solution a generic individual has.

Having conversations with strangers in person atimes, making enough of a contact to bring a smile tona stranger.

oh but you can't bring yourself to give me a pity fuck

No homo.

It's one of my established boundaries... after I had a none penetrative encounter in my early 20s. I did not enjoy that.

oh my

ohhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy the story deeeeeepens

I'm assuming you were the top in this situation

THE LACK OF RESPONSE MAKES ME THINK YOU WERE THE BOTTOM

oh damn

RL takes priority- fella next to me just returned from the restroom.

oh fuck

tell me everything

So I had to permit his passage (that'd be a jerky move to not move) xD

Well, I went into a sex shop..

omg

what happens next

(As I had my girlfriend at the time flying in the next day.)

Honestly, it's mostly broken shadows considering the importance of the adjacent stories..

I recall the fella asking about if I'd be interested in that sorta thing.. I specified the boundaries.. we played a bit (and the boundaries were respected by both) ... and we cuddled 'til the morning. The honest truth, I was in the small spoon aspect, and I *really* didn't like that.

Well that's why BITCH

you need to experience a bottom like me who will let you cooom inside

I then went and met up with my girlfriend and fucked the shit out of her so..

did she ever know

Nah.

OMG