Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 651309439214813185


2019-12-03 06:29:58 UTC  

PRETTY MELT?

2019-12-03 06:30:01 UTC  

yes

2019-12-03 06:30:05 UTC  

where the main character is a female gym teacher right

2019-12-03 06:30:06 UTC  

sounds gross

2019-12-03 06:30:07 UTC  

and she has a horse

2019-12-03 06:30:08 UTC  

buckle up bucko

2019-12-03 06:30:09 UTC  

and the horse dies

2019-12-03 06:30:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651309193810411531/star_wars_fail2.gif

2019-12-03 06:30:13 UTC  

SHE FUCKS THE DEAD HORSE

2019-12-03 06:30:15 UTC  

and then the horse's ghost curses her

2019-12-03 06:30:22 UTC  

and the curse is that she grows an insatiable horse dick

2019-12-03 06:30:23 UTC  

to have a horse dick

2019-12-03 06:30:27 UTC  

I love it

2019-12-03 06:30:28 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl in jojo canon, a woman DOES indeed fuck her dead husband

2019-12-03 06:30:37 UTC  

and then she goes around raping shcool girls

2019-12-03 06:30:41 UTC  

and apparently Araki said "hey this is fine"

2019-12-03 06:30:48 UTC  

because of her insatiable horse cock

2019-12-03 06:30:51 UTC  

at first she was concealing her identity

2019-12-03 06:31:01 UTC  

but then she stopped and realized all the girls loved her cock anyway

2019-12-03 06:31:05 UTC  

that's honestly a really scary idea rofl

2019-12-03 06:31:11 UTC  

so Pretty Melt is about a giant female superhero who murders villains with her acidic jizz

2019-12-03 06:31:18 UTC  

ACIDIC JIZZ

2019-12-03 06:31:20 UTC  

did I mention that she's a futa?

2019-12-03 06:31:24 UTC  

JIZZ. THAT'S ACIDIC

2019-12-03 06:31:35 UTC  

so the doujinshi ends with her melting some rando innocent people

2019-12-03 06:31:40 UTC  

so she's a squirter?

2019-12-03 06:31:43 UTC  

no

2019-12-03 06:31:44 UTC  

she's a futa

2019-12-03 06:32:00 UTC  

these fucking futas man. Just admit they are gay traps you're fooling only yourself

2019-12-03 06:32:22 UTC  

There's also this obscure-ass hentai

2019-12-03 06:32:27 UTC  

called "Hina Ballerina" or some shit

2019-12-03 06:32:30 UTC  

it's CG

2019-12-03 06:32:34 UTC  

tell me tell me tell me

2019-12-03 06:32:37 UTC  

and it's not BAD cg

2019-12-03 06:32:45 UTC  

it's probably made on a budget

2019-12-03 06:32:48 UTC  

TELL ME

2019-12-03 06:32:50 UTC  

a fairly good budget

2019-12-03 06:32:58 UTC  

so there's a teacher and her kohai

2019-12-03 06:33:05 UTC  

what is a kohai a student

2019-12-03 06:33:06 UTC  

and this takes place over multiple episodes

2019-12-03 06:33:08 UTC  

fucking weebs