Message from @matroyshka

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2019-12-08 03:12:02 UTC  

The truth is Tim pool actually had great hair but it died and fell off because of being under the beanie for so long like grass underneath a trampoline

2019-12-08 03:12:13 UTC  

it can't grow without *the sun*

2019-12-08 03:12:15 UTC  

I don't think that's how that works.

2019-12-08 03:12:20 UTC  

COD : Future Terrorist

2019-12-08 03:12:25 UTC  

you can put spoilers on images?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/653071357780951078/SPOILER_images_-_memes_-_rise_of_the_god_emporor_emporer_trump_trans.png

2019-12-08 03:12:29 UTC  

nice

2019-12-08 03:12:30 UTC  

actually people who wear hats all the time do tend to go bald

2019-12-08 03:12:37 UTC  

because the hat rubs their hair away lol

2019-12-08 03:12:41 UTC  

It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate you fucking nerds

2019-12-08 03:12:54 UTC  

Do some fucking research pleb

2019-12-08 03:13:03 UTC  

Yeah, but the sun thing isn't accurate for sure. XD

2019-12-08 03:13:15 UTC  

*rub my hair away daddy*

2019-12-08 03:13:25 UTC  

Ew.

2019-12-08 03:13:31 UTC  

It was an example I'm not saying Tims hair goes through photosynthesis

2019-12-08 03:13:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/653071679723143189/ELN-_MmXYAIYtWN.png

2019-12-08 03:13:47 UTC  

Matroyshka *was*, though.

2019-12-08 03:13:53 UTC  

Generates oxygen allowing him to survive underwater for extended periods of time

2019-12-08 03:14:18 UTC  

he's obviously not taking his supplements and vasobeets super iodine dna hair repair

2019-12-08 03:14:25 UTC  

I wonder if tim pool even knows what hair is, or if he just thinks it's something that only people on tv have

2019-12-08 03:14:50 UTC  

He still has some hair he really needs to just cut it all off it looks terrible

2019-12-08 03:15:11 UTC  

but when he has his beanie on that remaining hair makes him look normal

2019-12-08 03:15:29 UTC  

otherwise he would look like a cancer patient

2019-12-08 03:15:35 UTC  

Tim , if you are listening , you need to rub caffeine into your cranium

2019-12-08 03:15:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/653072179063422980/ceb20e99996fdbdced333a579ad2bd44debdb5d570218492eade6586a23540e7.png

2019-12-08 03:15:49 UTC  

Screeeee

2019-12-08 03:16:11 UTC  

Tim if you are listening start an army

2019-12-08 03:16:29 UTC  

Tim Pools ***right wing death squads*** ™️

2019-12-08 03:17:21 UTC  

I wanna see sargon and tim do a crossover episode

2019-12-08 03:17:30 UTC  

@matroyshka they have

2019-12-08 03:17:32 UTC  

my two favourite animes

2019-12-08 03:17:33 UTC  

probably

2019-12-08 03:17:33 UTC  

WHAT

2019-12-08 03:17:34 UTC  

WHEN

2019-12-08 03:17:38 UTC  

No, they haven't.

2019-12-08 03:17:51 UTC  

I meant in one video\

2019-12-08 03:17:52 UTC  

you filthy fucking liar @Louis you disgust me

2019-12-08 03:17:54 UTC  

Tim has guest hosted This Week in stupid™️

2019-12-08 03:18:02 UTC  

Sargon's acknowledged Tim's existence for American reporting. That's about it.

2019-12-08 03:18:11 UTC  

Really?

2019-12-08 03:18:24 UTC  

On occasion in a few of his daily vids.

2019-12-08 03:18:34 UTC  

@matroyshka I dont care what faggots think