That's disingenuous. He has sex *with the beanie*

I fully expected him to wear a suit like a normal person

*even his penis is bald*

The beanie equals his cum rag @Mersenne

I'm sure he has about a dozen beanies in his cupard

Holy fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy fuck

Put a || on that||

why does he have an EGG HEAD

It actually makes sense. He would be accused of being a skin head otherwise.

Actually, honestly, he looks more mature without the beanie.

he looks like friar tuck

More respectable, even.

The truth is Tim pool actually had great hair but it died and fell off because of being under the beanie for so long like grass underneath a trampoline

it can't grow without *the sun*

I don't think that's how that works.

COD : Future Terrorist

you can put spoilers on images?

nice

actually people who wear hats all the time do tend to go bald

because the hat rubs their hair away lol

It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate you fucking nerds

Do some fucking research pleb

Yeah, but the sun thing isn't accurate for sure. XD

*rub my hair away daddy*

Ew.

It was an example I'm not saying Tims hair goes through photosynthesis

Matroyshka *was*, though.

Generates oxygen allowing him to survive underwater for extended periods of time

he's obviously not taking his supplements and vasobeets super iodine dna hair repair

I wonder if tim pool even knows what hair is, or if he just thinks it's something that only people on tv have

He still has some hair he really needs to just cut it all off it looks terrible

but when he has his beanie on that remaining hair makes him look normal

otherwise he would look like a cancer patient

Tim , if you are listening , you need to rub caffeine into your cranium

@Samaritan™

Screeeee

Tim if you are listening start an army

Tim Pools ***right wing death squads*** ™️