because it's not fucking a place

everyone "from cali" is a spook tbh

im froma australia

but i am a spook

Same

you're a liar

so it checks out

But I'm not a spook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

Well, I have met people that say they're from Australia online.. and spoke with them, too... lotsa folks from there.

by the way "australian" accents are so hot

they make my pants saucy

@Samaritan™ fake and gay

Some are

So, pretty sure Australia is a place.. like Cali is.

idk if i have aussie accent tbh

australia isn't real wake up sheeple

The worst thing imaginable is hearing a women whine and bitch in an Australian accent God help me

i hate the bogan accent, but my variant might just be so tame that i dont even notice

Oof, what's those thingies.. erm.. SC .. something..

I love any kind of australian accent

it makes me think of a strong man protecting me

Pfff. Noone of you ever heard a Quebecer whine and it shows

hold on let me find you a "strong man"

oh yes daddy

ffs

Heard it was the s that was breaking it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyi5TFvJTYM

jesus its remarkably hard to find a street abbo video

my googlefu is lacking

I don't consider aboriginals to be australians, let alone human

austr-*aliens*

every other fuckign time i have to walk through adelaide i encounter one

bring me to australia and take care of me

have to commit a crime to get in, thems the rules

What level of crime?

Felony

Arson

anything that gets a redcoat to put you in jail

so saying Mohammad was a pedo should do

I heard Australia has some law against swearing loudly in public