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Long live Israel

You say Nazbol, i say commie trash

you say liberalism i say "uh yeah, ball on these hoes"

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damn

edgy

y'all are fucked

@Ewolfa ok buddy retard

@Deleted User you're glowing pretty hard

@Ewolfa (you)

this answers the age old question

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@President Sanders📍🇺🇸 get the mexico look

kermit is a rapist

^

israel every time iran or palestine usesa boat

Palestinian boat?

Have they ever had a boat

Ok I see your name I’m sorry

thats true, they cant afford boats

okay only iran then

I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows.

The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it

The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female.

The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last.

I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in.

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kek

fucking based

imagine drinking some E-thots fucking bathwater

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA