Message from @Classy

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2019-07-08 02:31:55 UTC  

CRINGE

2019-07-08 02:32:17 UTC  

Matthew 6:9-13

2019-07-08 02:32:18 UTC  

**Matthew 6:9-13 - The Message (MSG)**

```Dust


<7-13> "The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are prayer-ignorant. They're full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God. Don't fall for that nonsense. This is your Father you are dealing with, and he knows better than you what you need. With a God like this loving you, you can pray very simply. Like this: Our Father in heaven, Reveal who you are. Set the world right; Do what's best— as above, so below. Keep us alive with three square meals. Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others. Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil. You're in charge! You can do anything you want! You're ablaze in beauty! Yes. Yes. Yes. ```

2019-07-08 02:32:39 UTC  

did you know the message translation takes inspiration in its wording from the satanic bible?

2019-07-08 02:32:55 UTC  

I bet it does

2019-07-08 02:32:56 UTC  

I’m sure it does.

2019-07-08 02:32:59 UTC  

no like

2019-07-08 02:33:02 UTC  

it actually does

2019-07-08 02:33:06 UTC  

Yea

2019-07-08 02:33:10 UTC  

No surprise

2019-07-08 02:33:19 UTC  

For what reason?

2019-07-08 02:33:27 UTC  

Seems like a strange thing to do.

2019-07-08 02:33:28 UTC  

just look at the end of the lords prayer

2019-07-08 02:33:34 UTC  

<:bruh:591181809493082113>

2019-07-08 02:33:52 UTC  

Yes. Yes. Yes.

2019-07-08 02:33:55 UTC  

Burn it

2019-07-08 02:34:04 UTC  

What an abomination

2019-07-08 02:34:06 UTC  

What a goofy translation

2019-07-08 02:34:15 UTC  

Leviticus 20:13 msg

2019-07-08 02:34:16 UTC  

**Leviticus 20:13 - The Message (MSG)**

```Dust


<13> "If a man has sex with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is abhorrent. They must be put to death; they are responsible for their own deaths. ```

2019-07-08 02:34:16 UTC  

I grew up with the New American Standard, old translation

2019-07-08 02:34:19 UTC  

>You're in charge! You can do anything you want! You're ablaze in beauty! Yes. Yes. Yes.

2019-07-08 02:34:23 UTC  

<:bruh:591181809493082113> <:bruh:591181809493082113> <:bruh:591181809493082113>

2019-07-08 02:34:39 UTC  

Matthew 6:9-13 NAS

2019-07-08 02:34:40 UTC  

**馬 太 福 音 6:9-13 - Chinese Union Version (Traditional) (CUV)**

```Dust


<9> 所 以 , 你 們 禱 告 要 這 樣 說 : 我 們 在 天 上 的 父 : 願 人 都 尊 你 的 名 為 聖 。<10> 願 你 的 國 降 臨 ; 願 你 的 旨 意 行 在 地 上 , 如 同 行 在 天 上 。<11> 我 們 日 用 的 飲 食 , 今 日 賜 給 我 們 。<12> 免 我 們 的 債 , 如 同 我 們 免 了 人 的 債 。<13> 不 叫 我 們 遇 見 試 探 ; 救 我 們 脫 離 兇 惡 ( 或 作 : 脫 離 惡 者 ) 。 因 為 國 度 、 權 柄 、 榮 耀 , 全 是 你 的 , 直 到 永 遠 。 阿 們 ( 有 古 卷 沒 有 因 為 … … 阿 們 等 字 ) !```

2019-07-08 02:34:44 UTC  

New American Standard Cringe

2019-07-08 02:34:45 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-08 02:34:51 UTC  

Nice

2019-07-08 02:34:59 UTC  

I think I broke it

2019-07-08 02:35:09 UTC  

Baste gook Christianity

2019-07-08 02:35:10 UTC  

I pray for the man who created such blasphemous filth.

2019-07-08 02:35:17 UTC  

Matthew 6:9-13 NSV

2019-07-08 02:35:18 UTC  

**Matthew 6:9-13 - The Message (MSG)**

```Dust


<7-13> "The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are prayer-ignorant. They're full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God. Don't fall for that nonsense. This is your Father you are dealing with, and he knows better than you what you need. With a God like this loving you, you can pray very simply. Like this: Our Father in heaven, Reveal who you are. Set the world right; Do what's best— as above, so below. Keep us alive with three square meals. Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others. Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil. You're in charge! You can do anything you want! You're ablaze in beauty! Yes. Yes. Yes. ```

2019-07-08 02:35:22 UTC  

no

2019-07-08 02:35:27 UTC  

+setversion nas

2019-07-08 02:35:27 UTC  

2019-07-08 02:35:29 UTC  

whatever

2019-07-08 02:35:35 UTC  

+versions

2019-07-08 02:35:35 UTC  

2019-07-08 02:35:38 UTC  

new american standard?

2019-07-08 02:35:40 UTC  

Nasb