Message from @Simmons ☧

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2019-09-19 23:34:25 UTC  

Lynch satanists

2019-09-19 23:34:33 UTC  

CHRIST GANG

2019-09-19 23:34:40 UTC  

I know about when he punished that tree for nothing

2019-09-19 23:34:43 UTC  

And it died

2019-09-19 23:34:57 UTC  

Well a little bit of expansion on it then - Satan offered Him all the kingdoms on earth in return for worshiping him.

2019-09-19 23:35:15 UTC  

@Suit Dog Oh, that’s a parable, meant as a lesson for His apostles

2019-09-19 23:35:20 UTC  

Correction: he used hemp oil to heal people.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588205956039442452/624388085492482079/christ-weed.jpg

2019-09-19 23:38:51 UTC  

He wiped His spit in a blind man’s eyes to heal them.

He used this method because ancient Israelites believed spit had some healing properties they’d spit (their *own* spit) into their wounds following this superstition.

I’d find it offensive for someone to spit in my eyes personally but if I was blind at I could suddenly see after it I would be buzzing

2019-09-19 23:40:22 UTC  

I wish Jesus would heal my astigmatism

2019-09-19 23:41:26 UTC  

Here’s another, Jesus didn’t have a surname and neither did most Israelites. “Christ” is a title derived from a Greek phrase meaning *”the anointed One”* - equivalent to *Messiah*

2019-09-19 23:42:22 UTC  

Now that's something I didn't know

2019-09-19 23:42:35 UTC  

I did not know they did not have surnames

2019-09-19 23:43:08 UTC  

Most cultures didn’t have surnames for a while, we only started adopting them en masse later on.

2019-09-19 23:43:36 UTC  

That's why their names are always like "Steve of xyz" because they used where they're from to identify themselves right

2019-09-19 23:43:49 UTC  

Exactly

2019-09-19 23:44:46 UTC  

That or patronymics, where they’d be distinguished by their fathers name. So “Robert John’s son”

2019-09-19 23:44:54 UTC  

Which became “Johnson”

2019-09-19 23:46:02 UTC  

In Wales we did the same, if your name was Dafydd and your father was called Gruffydd your full name would be ‘Dafydd ap Gruffydd’

2019-09-19 23:47:28 UTC  

Welsh is amazing

2019-09-19 23:47:36 UTC  

Its got quite the reputation

2019-09-19 23:48:13 UTC  

I speak it, one of 500,000 that can.

2019-09-19 23:48:56 UTC  

Wooow

2019-09-19 23:49:38 UTC  

I guess its probably rarer than being able to speak Sanskrit or the like

2019-09-19 23:52:34 UTC  

Does gen Gymraeg gormod o cytseiniaid, ein llafariaid yn gwahanol i’r rhain mewn Saesneg. W yn llafariad mewn Cymraeg er enghraifft. Mae llawer o llyffrenau dwbl yn fel Ll ac Dd yn llyfrenau ei hunain, hyd yn oed. Maer gynta dim yn sŵn mewn Saesneg a mae’r ail yn D meddal.

2019-09-19 23:52:57 UTC  

AHHHHH STOP IM HAVING A STROKE

2019-09-19 23:53:17 UTC  

What does that translate to

2019-09-19 23:53:20 UTC  

That’s something I wrote just today discussing the language.

2019-09-19 23:53:25 UTC  

It means

2019-09-19 23:53:55 UTC  

*“Welsh doesn’t have too many consonants, our vowels are just different to that of English. ‘W’ is a vowel in Welsh for example. Many double letters like ‘Ll’ and ‘Dd’ etc are all actually one letter each. The former forms a sound that doesn’t appear in English and the latter is a soft D.”*

2019-09-19 23:55:20 UTC  

Interesting

2019-09-19 23:57:45 UTC  

Beautiful spoken language, has a rhythmic flow to it

2019-09-19 23:59:36 UTC  

Yes its famous for poetry right

2019-09-19 23:59:45 UTC  

And something relating to sheep

2019-09-20 00:03:56 UTC  

Wales has as many sheep as people, and some Welshmen would raid English border towns to steal livestock, hence the derogatory phrase “sheep shagger” which I find more amusing than offensive.

2019-09-20 00:04:06 UTC  

Thats based

2019-09-20 00:04:27 UTC  

Its cool how much you know about Wales

2019-09-20 00:04:52 UTC  

Yes it sounds like a term of affection

2019-09-20 00:06:15 UTC  

Thanks, I’m proud of my country and have spent some time studying our history, culture and legends for the sake of my heritage.

2019-09-20 00:07:27 UTC  

Did you know the first prose literature in all of Britain is a compilation of Welsh myths and oral tradition written in Middle Welsh? It’s called the Mabinogi.

2019-09-20 00:08:41 UTC  

I did not know that

2019-09-20 00:09:02 UTC  

If you have a link to an English translation of that I would read it