Mcsuckmydick

@Derp i haven't slept in a while derp, excuse me if i don't use proper english

Mcfuckmyfist

meh you cant beat my record

5 days and 2 hours

Sonic unleashed destroyed me mentally

show proof

lol what

Ye show proof

ok

@John did you want to sign into my account or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMw-AwGA_ZI

@Deleted User ♥ and for you @Derp 😻 you pussy only have pussy hearts.

Just imagine that as me

@Derp i dont like imaging you, it repulses me

i hope you feel the same way

l dont like thinking about you

so thats worse

you are in my worst nightmares nova

you are in my wet dreams

gay

ive probably been on the internet longer than any of you lol 😦 😦 😦

quite

probably

@A non alien you have been on the internet since it was first public jdm

jej

unless you count fax machines

because jdm would have you beat

ive been on there since before public, fathers connection

i mean, before public ISPs

yeah

fathers connection

dial up connection

his father was a cia agent

working with the us research department to track down commie scum with the newly invited network

isn't that john

my dad worked at a uni so i had net

which uni

derp jdm is gone

uni in uk

@smashpotato NOOOOOOOOOOO