you where saved by rebels to the crown

So at least we didnt get butt raped by dog eaters

Plus, we beat back the Japanese in the pacific despite all of our troops being in the middle east

Literally reserve troops beat them back

Naw it was americans that provided you support

yet your professional soldiers do what? Let the russians do all your work?

dont lie

your Pee shooters cant even damage birds

Only thing america did was nuke japan, and this is before the nukes

I mean thats tactical genius right there

let the Russians die off

kill 2 birds with one stone

if the uk didnt sit back and let a lot of Russians die then the cold war might have happened sooner

@Derp "russians die off" You mean give russia control of a lot of europe which lead to the cold war?

Thats tactical retardation that could of destroyed earth

Communism basically died because the population of Russia was lowered so heavily

Australia > UKistan

if not for that l am sure you aussies would be fucked

@Derp Russia lost hardly any population, they grew stronger

So strong that stalin was overthrown right?

the revolution tore Russia to pieces

they might have gotten better after decades

but in that time they were in a shitty place

@Derp i would like to point out that 90,000 strong British army surrendered to Singapore to the Japanese who were only 30,000 strong, you are all pussies

who cant fight

yet the reserves of australia bet back japan

Again tactical genius send more people than they have

this way they are more likely to surrender

what would you rather send one guy to fight a war for you

90'000 British soldiers surrendering to the enemy is a tactical genius?

fucking aussies

You realise you sent 90'000 to pow camps

when you could of won

that isnt smart

thats retarded

those 90k soldiers enlisted to fight a war

let them fight it

and they didnt

they surrendered thats the point

Australian reserves are the only reason why the japanese didnt invade mainland australia

you guys are the pussies here you didnt fight in the war