Discord gets pissy.

i don't care what an american mutt thinks

tbqh

Bruh

Hey man, you can take my advice or leave it. I’m just making you aware that there can be consequences for your actions. @tommo

"i don't care what an american mutt thinks"

did you miss that

or..

I didn’t, that’s why the advice is take or leave.

i'm not going to take it OR leave it

Well you can’t have your cake and eat it.

yes i can

you have to have the cake to eat it

if you don't have the cake you cannot eat it

Once you eat it, you no longer have it.

whilst you're eating it you both have it and are eating it

You have a part that is eaten and a part that is not, you don’t have both. Besides, the idea of having a cake is having the whole cake, as the hypothetical idea is that you want to keep it for its particularly good decoration. If you try to eat any of it, the decoration is damaged.

but you still have it

if i have cake in my hand and i'm eating it

i have the cake and i'm eating it

the idea of having a cake isn't having a whole cake at all, that's why cake is sliced

The cake that you still have is not the cake you just ate, and the whole point is that eating any of it ruins the original look of the cake.

nobody eats an entire cake like a sandwich

except for, maybe, Americans

which is why you're so confused

I’m not confused, I’m concerned.

For your mental health.

you're arguing about how cake has to look nice for it to be cake

american negroid braincells kicking into overdrive right now

I’m arguing that “having your cake” in the proverbial saying means to keep it for aesthetic reasons.

To eat any would damage it.

who cares

cake is to be eaten

You, given how long you’ve been debating this with me.

didn't ask

Akchually

screenshots can be faked

videos can be faked

Not in 6 minutes. Go home mate.

i'm at home