Jej

jej

On the bright sidd

Side

The site's very pretty

it is

sexist imageboard I've seen

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

@Fear.of.God ok

@Fear.of.God make this into a rap video

i'd buy

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
She passed out

@Deleted User I actually made up a Catchy song by myself no copy copsta

I'm not singing it for you though

I fucked a bitch while she was peeing
I said scream my name and she scream tupac
I replied with Isn't that man in Cuba sight seeing
She said nah he was at my crib giving me the good ol booty smack
see Black guy shot and you'll see me kneeling
Tamir rice just wanted a Big Mac
All this violence in the world, what's the meaning
It's probably all the kaks, playing with nic nacks
I play with my dogs tiddies while she sleeping
Any tiddies are cute and that's fact
It's surreal, you have no idea what I'm seeing
Guy fucking a car that he got with car fax

jej

@Night 👻 hoi hoi

hoi

@Night 👻 hows you?

good

how's you white man

pretty white

some may say too white

others not white enough !

But all agree asian

@Hippo that offer is still on the table

jej

I mean, 20$ is 20$

Jej

I read money

@Night 👻 actually the offer was $10

jej

lol

I love money

Not Jews though

Yes we are fellow (((goyims)))

@Fear.of.God o

@luisraulg96 hoi hoi

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@Hippo hows you

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