ld be like wtf dude u got aids and id be like jk you homosexual PROSTITUTE faggot it's tarantulas and id laugh and then i'll shit out all the tarantulas and then there'll just be a tornado of disgusting eight legged furry cunts and they'll all fucking poison him or some shit and i'll spray them dead with some spiders be gone which i keep hidden in my pants and then i'll move all the spiders away using like a fucking shovel or something and then i'll lean down next to him and whisper into his ears the lyrics to the hit 1980 song "You Make My Dreams" by Hall and Oates. before fucking him in the ass no homo and then fleeing naked while jacking off as a bunch of nurses and doctors chase after me and i'll beat them to death with my massive genitalia which have the ability to change size and shape at will and then i'd flood chicago with my piss and semen destroying several buildings and killing vast amounts of annoying assholes and niggers before stomping my way to detroit and inflating my penis and swiping away the city with one fell swoop killing even more niggers and now america can rest knowing the nightmare that is detroit michigan stands no longer
