trust me im australian

oh yea i can believe that then

oh

but

australia is hot during winter and colder during summer?

wtf?

yes

australia does everything upside down

wtf?

@Deleted User yes it is quite the mystery

i am even typing upside down now

so you're telling me

you have winter

in august

yes

we are in the middle of winter right now

you're telling me

that you live in a country with backwards seasons

i thought this was common knowledge that different countries have different seasons

and animals that try to kill you 24/7

yes

we live in best country

and you still live there

i can't ever go to australia

i would die

saw this critter today

centipede..? i think?

why man

why do u live in a country with these

how tf

do u even sleep

with shit like this running around

@Deleted User i think its the type of centepede that burns you

or im mistaking it for another bug

i remember one causing burning pain

its hard to keep track