Message from @syz

Discord ID: 641847652375330856


2019-11-07 03:50:41 UTC  

technically she found dmt but i didnt corect her

2019-11-07 03:50:47 UTC  

💀💀💀

2019-11-07 03:50:55 UTC  

Forgot ab that

2019-11-07 03:51:14 UTC  

"no mom thats not weed thats the god molecule"

2019-11-07 03:51:21 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-07 03:51:23 UTC  

Hahahha

2019-11-07 03:51:25 UTC  

lmao

2019-11-07 03:51:32 UTC  

Hello Wolfster man

2019-11-07 03:51:42 UTC  

sounds like a good way to get psych warded

2019-11-07 03:51:48 UTC  

getting jeebz'd

2019-11-07 03:51:48 UTC  

fr tho

2019-11-07 03:52:12 UTC  

Smokin that astral out heeeere

2019-11-07 03:52:25 UTC  

ive told my mom ive eaten shrooms and acid while at lunch with her a few months ago

2019-11-07 03:52:31 UTC  

it was funny tonsee her reaction

2019-11-07 03:52:41 UTC  

This weed I gots a mix of white widow, sour diesel, lemon diesel, and grape candy

2019-11-07 03:52:48 UTC  

My parents once found mescaline tea in my closet when i was a teenager and it smelled like rank ass bitter cactus juice but my mom pulled it out and was like "what the hell is this!?" And my dad smelled it and was like "thats bong water" and i almost died laughing cuz in my head i was thinking "u guys WISH it was just bong water"

2019-11-07 03:53:02 UTC  

i'll never understand how mothers find shit, am i the only one with godly hiding skills? <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

2019-11-07 03:53:06 UTC  

context was she was talking about how she called 911 after eating a whole edible

2019-11-07 03:53:08 UTC  

Tfw my parents never found my drugs

2019-11-07 03:53:12 UTC  
2019-11-07 03:53:25 UTC  

lmao wolfy

2019-11-07 03:53:43 UTC  

Tfw I was trapping an O every month out the front door and they didnt know bc I'm a smooth criminal

2019-11-07 03:53:57 UTC  

MOM FOUND THE MESCALINE TEA AND CALLES THE COPS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/641847788711313440/unknown.png

2019-11-07 03:54:10 UTC  

Mom literally found your piss bottle

2019-11-07 03:54:14 UTC  

she did

2019-11-07 03:54:15 UTC  

<:nice:620490020398170122>

2019-11-07 03:54:17 UTC  

Rip jeebz

2019-11-07 03:54:28 UTC  

i had a pic she took of my stash but i deleted it off her phone

2019-11-07 03:54:29 UTC  

He is not resting in peace

2019-11-07 03:54:37 UTC  

why the hell do people have piss bottles

2019-11-07 03:54:38 UTC  

i don't get it

2019-11-07 03:54:41 UTC  

Jeebz ascended

2019-11-07 03:54:46 UTC  

He is looking down on us

2019-11-07 03:54:50 UTC  

Too lazy to go pee

2019-11-07 03:54:51 UTC  

to pass dollar tree drug tests @mister

2019-11-07 03:54:51 UTC  

Phew

2019-11-07 03:54:51 UTC  

So did you guys figure out what really happened to Jeebz?

2019-11-07 03:55:02 UTC  

dollar tree drug tests

2019-11-07 03:55:05 UTC  

no but hes either in a psych ward or at rehab

2019-11-07 03:55:05 UTC  

>imagine being able to fit your dick in a bottle

2019-11-07 03:55:06 UTC  

He died on mushies