Sir

I reformed

once a stairwell gremlin always a stairwell gremlin

Silence crackhead

`GUYS MY MOM FOUND MY WEED AM I GONNA GO TO JAIL`

Yes

haha

technically she found dmt but i didnt corect her

💀💀💀

Forgot ab that

"no mom thats not weed thats the god molecule"

Yes

Hahahha

lmao

Hello Wolfster man

sounds like a good way to get psych warded

getting jeebz'd

fr tho

Smokin that astral out heeeere

ive told my mom ive eaten shrooms and acid while at lunch with her a few months ago

it was funny tonsee her reaction

This weed I gots a mix of white widow, sour diesel, lemon diesel, and grape candy

My parents once found mescaline tea in my closet when i was a teenager and it smelled like rank ass bitter cactus juice but my mom pulled it out and was like "what the hell is this!?" And my dad smelled it and was like "thats bong water" and i almost died laughing cuz in my head i was thinking "u guys WISH it was just bong water"

i'll never understand how mothers find shit, am i the only one with godly hiding skills? <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

context was she was talking about how she called 911 after eating a whole edible

Tfw my parents never found my drugs

prolly @Bolsapryca

lmao wolfy

Tfw I was trapping an O every month out the front door and they didnt know bc I'm a smooth criminal

MOM FOUND THE MESCALINE TEA AND CALLES THE COPS

Mom literally found your piss bottle

she did

<:nice:620490020398170122>

Rip jeebz

i had a pic she took of my stash but i deleted it off her phone

He is not resting in peace

why the hell do people have piss bottles

i don't get it

Jeebz ascended

He is looking down on us

Too lazy to go pee