@Cursed OwO

oh lmao

its a pack that registers you as a minister?

@Nobody do that shit tomorrow come on

@Shane fag

@Cursed *notices bulge*

The card was super pretty when I got it but its been five years and its gotten real scratched up. Might buy a new one in 2020

Once you have the card you're a minister

That makes you an official member

And all official members are ministers

I'm certified to do weddings in all fifty states

Me too

lmao

In multiple religions

nice

And I didn't pay 25 dollars to a bunch of boomer stanists either

@Shane link pls

I can also legally claim to provide baptisms, exorcisms, and whatever else I can excuse as being a religious ritual

also

can you order more cards?

or only one at a time?

@Nobody https://thesatanictemple.com/collections/frontpage

You can order as much as you want

They use this merch store to fund their lawsuits

one is 25 though?

LMAO

Fucking chump

christcucks sue them?

Yeah that set of shit is $25, at least when I got it it was

No

The Satanic Temple is a political organization

They sue christcucks

oh cool

Imagine paying 200 dollars just for a fancy card and the ability to call yourself a minister for an atheistic religion started by a guy who says religion is bad

At the same time, as we discussed yesterday, despite them being a political entity, they are by far the superior form of Satanism if you go by their stated tenets and beliefs

not all satanist sects are atheistic

^

just most of them

Anton: "religion is a scam"
Also Anton: "lol pay 200 to join my religion"

When did I say that

When did I ever say this