logic is of the ego, thus you are a slave to the matrix 👀 may tricks 👀
@Advocatus Diaboli cant watch em rn but im guessing its a pseudointellectual atheist type saying "belief is dumb"?
Yoooo
I found my satanic temple card
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you should buy a pack of em
Rspe
and hand them out
Rape
`RAPE`
No they're too pricy to just hand out
how expensive are they?
also is that real gold?
@Nobody you change my name I change your SS number
The card, the certificate, and the ability to call yourself a minister is one product altogether on the merch store for $25. Also comes with a pack of stickers
Free shipping
@Cursed OwO
oh lmao
its a pack that registers you as a minister?
@Nobody do that shit tomorrow come on
@Shane fag
@Cursed *notices bulge*
The card was super pretty when I got it but its been five years and its gotten real scratched up. Might buy a new one in 2020
Once you have the card you're a minister
That makes you an official member
And all official members are ministers
I'm certified to do weddings in all fifty states
Me too
lmao
In multiple religions
nice
And I didn't pay 25 dollars to a bunch of boomer stanists either
@Shane link pls
I can also legally claim to provide baptisms, exorcisms, and whatever else I can excuse as being a religious ritual
also
can you order more cards?
or only one at a time?
