It’s all about how you present yourself

Lowkey lucky I'm in MD for that bc even tho housing is assrape price here, the fun thing about people who buy waterfront properties and shit is that they'll piss money onto anything

Or what you present yourself as

Zoojew

Open a fucking zoo

Let me visit

And let me fight your fucking pandas

I’ve never acted in my life

@Shane you can fight the buffalos if you like

My family business is in real estate btw

But when I met a famous Hollywood director I introduced myself as an actor

then you ate babies together

Jmack has been to my parents’ office and my house, he can testify that I’m not a poorfag lmoa

my parents are loaded too but i'm poor

@Bolsapryca I’m a bit of a scrub but I’m starting to take the family business more seriously. My parents really want to make me a branch manager somewhere.

well not poor, i can pay my rent without working for a couple years lmao

but i'm minimum wage

When I met the owner of a security agency I introduced myself as a security professional

@XFlameZ I want you to meet the head of NASA and introduce yourself as a Chinese astronaut

my father tried to plug me in human resources a lot of times

i'd rather die tbh

i'm not working 12 hours lmao

>12 hours

Hahahaha not even

It becomes your life

yeah no thank you

i want my shitty jobs and my free time

don't wanna be tied to a company the rest of my life

and take work home

I should get a dog groomer gf

Except I’m allergic to doges

Tfw I experienced antisemitism at work today <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518>

Literally got asked if I’m Jewish <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518> <:gunpepe:619749635224895518>

wow that must have been really hard for you

they saw your curls

do you want to talk about it

And my nose

And my eyebrows

And well

and your wallet