Don’t get in on a dingy

I prefer staying on land

Or being a whale

i'm lost on metaphors

An apex predator

does staying on land means doing it standing or some shit

it means not doin it

I don't want to ride his boat

@Bolsapryca we can start off with dinner, I was thinking wine and paella by the sea

i don't like paella

it is not the height of the cliff it's the fun falling off of it

and no one eats paella for dinner

I thought it sounded kinda nice

but no one eats paella by the sea

what even is paella

the spanish be shamed for paella

It's delicious

I was trying to be a sexy romantic Spaniard

yeah I dunno

Philippino people cook it better

I just was being weird

that would've worked 20 years ago

Pie ayahhhh

people cook paella are really bad

how do

Don't think that

cook a stew

how so

I wanna be paella bad

I gotta start making it for real

every fucking family in spain does paella in a different way

and i don't like any

@Akah yes we can eat a sausage stew by the sea in hull <:yeesh:630878470225788928>

How romantic

yeah why not

see it works

have a seagull

savaloy

not a seagull

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NmlBoHlh2nU

@Bolsapryca I'll rustle up an English paella with chicken nuggets