Cause I'm not christ

Dum dum

You're weak. Gotchu

HAHAHAHAHAH

Owned

fucking golden mate

Rekt me

Owned epically

Me and the homeless man preparing for our budget of one coom per millennium

The embrace

jesus could've died for all our sins the moment he got the message but he ran around like a bitch for years

Me when I'm not god in human form

Just a smol lad

Learn to crop images

He was supposed to not die

I know

Lol

who told him that

his self preservation instinct?

Ifunny is cringe

Oral Torah did

Ifunny is where real nofappers are bruh

cool guy

The real jesus christs

And batmans

Yoshikage was a mad fapper

Gay

Me when my no cooming finally radiates enough energy to attract extraterrestrial beings

yoshikage looked like he didn't fap in years

Youd be based but you don't wanna quit cooming because its to difficult

He fapped with corpse parts

Be real, why not stop?

now that's spiritual @Vovin

The only reason you aren't is because its easier to cave

Its easier to give into pleasure than it is to wait

Me on my second actual squat sesh squatting 285 but im coomer so it could have been 2850

Okay I’m running out of giving tree memes you guys need to really stop talking abut this