he attacked a fig tree

Says the spiritual guy

This could go on forever

*>having an opinion on a historical Jesus*

I liked the character of Jesus actually

i wouldn't mind

Me after I go coom free for 3 months and I’m not god yet

>*reading the Bible literally*

Top tier cringe

He was okay but a real messiah would kill rapists

nigga he literally grabbed a stick and attacked the fucking tree cause it had no figs and he wanted to eat a fig

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@dark364 @dark364 @dark364

Thats just abusive farming

Magick

Why don't you kill rapists then Mr vigilante

Go become batman

Cause I'm not christ

Dum dum

You're weak. Gotchu

HAHAHAHAHAH

Owned

fucking golden mate

Rekt me

Owned epically

Me and the homeless man preparing for our budget of one coom per millennium

The embrace

jesus could've died for all our sins the moment he got the message but he ran around like a bitch for years

Me when I'm not god in human form

Just a smol lad

Learn to crop images

He was supposed to not die

I know

Lol

who told him that

his self preservation instinct?

Ifunny is cringe

Oral Torah did

Ifunny is where real nofappers are bruh