I'm just a memetic hazard that people think is some sorta "person"

Lmao

I can tell.

smort, qlipa

Yays manual breathing mode!

Doesn't even phase me anymore lmao

👌

Yeah

And also I am unsure of anyones jibbly bits here so

I've seen too many manual breathing memes

I can breathe automatically while focussing on my breathing

I have transcended

Congrats

You learned basic breath control

I used to smoke a fuck ton of spice and got manual breathing mode a lot from it for whatever reason

`My hamon training`

>spice

Just kys

Lmao

No girls on the internet

Tits or gtfo

No girls irl

Lol

Exactly

Women arent real

All girls are just larping dudes

Then I guess I'm not real, lol

I'm a grill

No such thing as women

What type of fuel ya take

Dude

Semen

If that were true Ida killed myself

I have a girlfriend, she's definitely got a penis I just havent found it yet

Its micro

Vaginas were made by the ancient atlantians for their traps

It's in the 4th hole

qlitoris

XD

All women are descended from atlantian traps