Women can wear pants; men can't wear a veil

Men should be able to wear whatever lol

So us patchy hillbilly asses gotta just shave that shit

I mean tbh anyone should be able to wear whatever

Women can wear pants; men can't wear a veil

Yeah they can, just don’t be a fucking pussy and wear what you want

Magik yourself a true beard

Slong as it's not like stabby or some shit

Life advice from the giving tree

Bruh pierce

I work as a chameleon upland

My weirdness works in conjunction with a tie

Put a skirt on

they won't let yinto the upper crust that way bruh

And rich ladies like to buy me things

Don’t care, put some lingerie on, coward

**I** don't use money

But if *they* wanna...

Just bought some 'women's' stretch jeans actually

See^

Bruh I was Dr Frankenfurter for years

Only ones tight enough to go inside pikes

Without looking awkward

You are preaching to the choir

Learn from kosmos, the professional trap

.......

I'm a trap now

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You know deep down you always have been

Oh man

Never felt like one...

Smoking crabs!

Wait why am I being serious

Now let me ring your stuff up, ma’am

There's a whole subreddit for that

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AHAHAHAHA

Damn you remembered

drinkin crabs
smokin forties