also fuck the english for deciding hey we already breed dogs to be more affectionate and intelligent and good at helping us do whatever, why not give them these awfully cute deformities

I wanna strangle the mf responsible for the birth of chihuahuas and pugs

@NahThen <:mister:650248973763739669>

is this lyptical

Are you lyptical

Am I lyptical

Maybe we're all a little lyptical

*Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they dont four letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now its rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Dont wanna be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've got in my way
I CANT DECIDE whether you should live or die
Oh you'll probably go to heaven
Please dont hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
Its cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride*

Summoning a demon

@Shane hey

Look what mummy brought me for my grumbling tummy

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

Howdy moose man

Shane, shane help me summon a demon

Uhhh

What demon and why

All of them

Nigga

What do you want the demon to do

Talk

And walk

i know a trick to see demons

put on your contacts upside down

@purplelizard23

@moose clinton who the fuck are you

You think you can just come in here

Moose Clinton is a God among men

He ain’t even a demigod

Bet he doesn’t even own a bucket full of tarot cards

He is the bucket and the cards

Half of mine got destroyed in the grease fire, but I think I have a few

I'm going to keep posting this until you accept that all 2d hexagons are 3d cubes

They are not

Hexagons are evil

They are 6 sided

And you are wrong

Stop being so wrong

How can you see six sides through a 2d image?

Ya can’t