Message from @DipOnTheDanceFloor

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WinsomeRaven
2019-12-09 04:05:05 UTC  

Maybe get an actual training routine

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:05:16 UTC  

^

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:05:18 UTC  

why do you need mma for the police?

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:05:22 UTC  

stick your finger up a cops nose

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:05:25 UTC  

instant fatality

DeusPoleVult
2019-12-09 04:05:29 UTC  

SOMTIMES I FUCKING ***JUST***

BB
2019-12-09 04:05:29 UTC  

At least in the entireity of the EU

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:05:32 UTC  

idk

DeusPoleVult
2019-12-09 04:05:37 UTC  

uber eats Mcdonalds at 11 on a sunday

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:05:38 UTC  

why do they teach mixed martial arts to marines

Shen Swiftblade
2019-12-09 04:05:40 UTC  

just emigrate isnt that ur race passive

Tatsumaki
2019-12-09 04:05:40 UTC  

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DeusPoleVult
2019-12-09 04:05:45 UTC  

t!profile

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2019-12-09 04:05:46 UTC  

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Diadact
2019-12-09 04:05:48 UTC  

Spider why do you keep dancing around it

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:05:50 UTC  

maybe because close quarters combat happens in fighting?

DeusPoleVult
2019-12-09 04:05:55 UTC  

I'm a level 41 degenerate

BB
2019-12-09 04:05:55 UTC  

Police car is like uber for niggrs

Diadact
2019-12-09 04:05:56 UTC  

Nigga just buy a gun or two

WinsomeRaven
2019-12-09 04:06:02 UTC  

Just get a knife

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:05 UTC  

yeah but that's implying right that you're only fighting one cop and both of you have exhausted your ammo

Diadact
2019-12-09 04:06:10 UTC  

MMA ain't gonna protect yo was against getting gatted

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:11 UTC  

realistically there's going to be more than 1 cop

BB
2019-12-09 04:06:13 UTC  

Ill knive you pussy @WinsomeRaven

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:14 UTC  

also

BB
2019-12-09 04:06:15 UTC  

<:ThanosUgh:572453254521290772>

BB
2019-12-09 04:06:17 UTC  

<:ReallyBro:626063293269934090>

WinsomeRaven
2019-12-09 04:06:19 UTC  

Close covered

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:19 UTC  

cops have tasers and pepper spray

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:23 UTC  

i wish you luck in mma against cops

DeusPoleVult
2019-12-09 04:06:25 UTC  

will MMA protect me from AOC's fist in my cornhole?

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:28 UTC  

look man guns arent scary

BB
2019-12-09 04:06:32 UTC  

Mma is fake

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:06:34 UTC  

@Diadact you dont want to get caught out if you run out of options

BB
2019-12-09 04:06:40 UTC  

You litterally cant use mma irl

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:42 UTC  

just get a .380 APC imo

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:52 UTC  

the round is shorter than a 9mm but has the same grain so it fires at a faster velocity

LumpyAcidFish
2019-12-09 04:06:52 UTC  

I gotta move out of this shit state before I buy guns too

DipOnTheDanceFloor
2019-12-09 04:06:58 UTC  

making it deadlier than 9mm

BB
2019-12-09 04:07:01 UTC  

Anything non mma martial arts is going to break all the bones in your body

WinsomeRaven
2019-12-09 04:07:03 UTC  

Tell the guy with the shotgun that guns aren’t scary