bruh

MMA isnt gonna help you against martial law

@LumpyAcidFish nigga..

wtf is u smokin my nigger

they roll out the police first

@sky daddy 16 is legal in most countries nowadays

You ain't gonna ninja a nigga who has a rusty ads block

Maybe get an actual training routine

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why do you need mma for the police?

stick your finger up a cops nose

instant fatality

SOMTIMES I FUCKING ***JUST***

At least in the entireity of the EU

idk

uber eats Mcdonalds at 11 on a sunday

why do they teach mixed martial arts to marines

just emigrate isnt that ur race passive

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Spider why do you keep dancing around it

maybe because close quarters combat happens in fighting?

I'm a level 41 degenerate

Police car is like uber for niggrs

Nigga just buy a gun or two

Just get a knife

yeah but that's implying right that you're only fighting one cop and both of you have exhausted your ammo

MMA ain't gonna protect yo was against getting gatted

realistically there's going to be more than 1 cop

Ill knive you pussy @WinsomeRaven

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Close covered

cops have tasers and pepper spray

i wish you luck in mma against cops

will MMA protect me from AOC's fist in my cornhole?

look man guns arent scary

Mma is fake