it was in fashion

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So do they keep the dick erect at all times so it filled in that gap?

probably not

did blood and Gore turn them on

it is probably sustained like that by the armor

They have that incase they get hard.
Metal isn't cloth.

or it's belted on

I imagine someone getting an erection in the middle of war and making that codpiece afterwards

people went to church wearing codpieces

Did they have pee holes in armour suits

it was perfectly fine

no

I am sexually attracted to yellow dog

damn

BJ should just do a party political announcement with him just cracking one out on the floor

it's fine, check my piece yo

in a suit of armor you're not expected to sit or do anything that doesn't require the suit

what if you need to pee tho

Dos it just roll down your thighs

you have to wait it out

warming you up

rusty armor

During battle

lol

I bet your lord would have you killed for disrespecting his honour

Oh yeah, they had lords and shit

It wasn't a FFA

or you would lose your knighthood

I'm pretty sure a lot of people pissed their pants during war

most people did not wear plate armour

Ah yes

kitchen kinda doesnt smell like anything

i might be safe

most people wore and swung around what they could afford

do i just sleep on it

What were u expecting it to smell like?

booze

Mechanized Muslims

it smelled like booze