Lmao

ofc

It's loaded af

Ahaha

HE FEELS NO SHAME

Imagine if they had pepper spray in the 1600's

All that armour

That's all this is about

Useless

Make your opponent feel bad

Whoa

there was no shame for an armored dick

Hrans.

it was in fashion

CHECK
DM'S

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So do they keep the dick erect at all times so it filled in that gap?

probably not

did blood and Gore turn them on

it is probably sustained like that by the armor

They have that incase they get hard.
Metal isn't cloth.

or it's belted on

I imagine someone getting an erection in the middle of war and making that codpiece afterwards

people went to church wearing codpieces

Did they have pee holes in armour suits

it was perfectly fine

no

I am sexually attracted to yellow dog

damn

BJ should just do a party political announcement with him just cracking one out on the floor

it's fine, check my piece yo

in a suit of armor you're not expected to sit or do anything that doesn't require the suit

what if you need to pee tho

Dos it just roll down your thighs

you have to wait it out

warming you up

rusty armor

During battle

lol