he is the best Australian after all

Well I'm Australian too

there you go

me wearing shades

except they're not shades

they're my friends glasses

now you look like a hipster american

this man is the roast master

imma let him roast me some more

There's the broke semi-drunk college student look we all know and love

nice one

np man

now you're just a school shooter

even more school shootings

just casually listening to Nine Inch Nails or Linkin Park

what's the body count up to now?

uh

Depends how many special needs kids there are

Nein

I mean nine

I mean, now I look like a shooting victim

I used up all my good phone selfies

That may have been unwise of me

Walking in the club like what up, I got an uninteresting and bland personality

Stoner

what kind of lighting is that

just pure stoner

it's lit

It looks like you're in an alleyway and the police about to bust your ass, so you up against the wall with no place to go and they shine a torch at you

That's the lighting

Bro I haven't been stoned since Friday

#GaySelfie

I only took one hit tonight

@the wolf brothers <3 black male with anime girl profile pic, seems legit

That's my bae, fight me