Message from @Ascension
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What
Why do you care so much about his sex life
It's not about his sex life
It's about HER sex life
Christ even creepier
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Jesus Christ
I'm not some pervert
Sure fam
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The age of consumption
That would be a great name
She had just turned 16 tbh
An acquired taste
It takes two very unrelated words, and makes them relatable
Ahh, you like em younger, I see.
Nothing wrong with that
Not really a choice
Just like virgin girls you feel me
I dont want to live on this planet anymore
Har, har, har, har!
I need to work on my laugh
The only way how
Be more genuine about it
I need a hardy sea laugh
Grow a beard, don't brush your teeth and it just might work out
Step 2 out of one complete
Then what's step 3?
I didn't brush my teeth
Congrats! Half way there
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I must note despite the 2 steps this won't 100% work out
Why not ?
Your bad breath and untidy beard might cause the people around you to ignore before they even hear your laugh
Hence no one will know if you actually did end up with that crispy sea laugh
Well fuck
(This guide was proudly brought to you by Walmart, so you probably shouldnt listen to this)
Walmart is my home
yes