Message from @Ascension

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2017-05-14 11:19:38 UTC  

What

2017-05-14 11:19:57 UTC  

Why do you care so much about his sex life

2017-05-14 11:20:12 UTC  

It's not about his sex life

2017-05-14 11:20:20 UTC  

It's about HER sex life

2017-05-14 11:20:29 UTC  

Christ even creepier

2017-05-14 11:20:30 UTC  

πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

2017-05-14 11:20:56 UTC  

Jesus Christ

2017-05-14 11:21:06 UTC  

I'm not some pervert

2017-05-14 11:21:23 UTC  

Sure fam

2017-05-14 11:22:17 UTC  

πŸ€”

2017-05-14 11:22:25 UTC  

The age of consumption

2017-05-14 11:22:31 UTC  

That would be a great name

2017-05-14 11:22:43 UTC  

She had just turned 16 tbh

2017-05-14 11:22:52 UTC  

An acquired taste

2017-05-14 11:23:03 UTC  

It takes two very unrelated words, and makes them relatable

2017-05-14 11:23:24 UTC  

Ahh, you like em younger, I see.

2017-05-14 11:23:36 UTC  

Nothing wrong with that

2017-05-14 11:23:47 UTC  

Not really a choice

2017-05-14 11:23:59 UTC  

Just like virgin girls you feel me

2017-05-14 11:24:02 UTC  

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

2017-05-14 11:24:09 UTC  

Nice

2017-05-14 11:24:14 UTC  

Har, har, har, har!

2017-05-14 11:24:48 UTC  

I need to work on my laugh

2017-05-14 11:25:42 UTC  

The only way how

2017-05-14 11:25:48 UTC  

Be more genuine about it

2017-05-14 11:26:09 UTC  

I need a hardy sea laugh

2017-05-14 11:26:58 UTC  

Grow a beard, don't brush your teeth and it just might work out

2017-05-14 11:27:14 UTC  

Step 2 out of one complete

2017-05-14 11:27:34 UTC  

Then what's step 3?

2017-05-14 11:28:22 UTC  

I didn't brush my teeth

2017-05-14 11:28:53 UTC  

Congrats! Half way there

2017-05-14 11:29:07 UTC  

ey

2017-05-14 11:29:15 UTC  

I must note despite the 2 steps this won't 100% work out

2017-05-14 11:29:54 UTC  

Why not ?

2017-05-14 11:30:41 UTC  

Your bad breath and untidy beard might cause the people around you to ignore before they even hear your laugh

2017-05-14 11:31:10 UTC  

Hence no one will know if you actually did end up with that crispy sea laugh

2017-05-14 11:32:38 UTC  

Well fuck

2017-05-14 11:32:57 UTC  

(This guide was proudly brought to you by Walmart, so you probably shouldnt listen to this)

2017-05-14 11:33:16 UTC  

Walmart is my home

2017-05-14 14:16:38 UTC  

@Mayla сука блядь?

2017-05-14 14:20:09 UTC  

yes