I know right

I mean it's why I am gay

Fucking assholes

Oh

I hate smol people

You’re gay but you still can’t dress yourself

Lol

I'll stick to tsunderes thank you

I hear that a lot

And look like an anime villain trying to sneak into Zumiez

Hey

Shhh my secret plan

Nooooooooi

Wait

What happened to OF COURSE HES GAY

You mean alex?

Yeah I didn’t say that

No someone did tho

You know I had to do it

I didn’t think gay I just thought metrosexual virgin

Or is my drunk mind failing me

The delete button exists...

I thought nu male

Now I think you have more STIs than you have stick on mustaches

LOL

I mean I'm clean otherwise I wouldn't be in the military

That’s how you got into the military

send in the poz squad: We'll fuck these terrorists to death

Med resistant

I mean I wouldn't complain

They only let you in to fill quotas

True true

Not false

But how are y'all 😃

Graves 7.4/10 would smash

lolz

Hey that's higher then 5/10

That’s lower than me

10-7.4

Eh life is about taking victories about yourself you can win or can't win

I always win