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2018-12-16 22:20:02 UTC  

from this day

2018-12-16 22:20:06 UTC  

interesting

2018-12-16 22:20:08 UTC  

I will not masturbate

2018-12-16 22:20:11 UTC  

VOLCEL GANG VOLCEL GANG

2018-12-16 22:20:19 UTC  

some people are more prone to subconscious addictions than others

2018-12-16 22:20:20 UTC  

***nuts 2 hours later***

2018-12-16 22:20:23 UTC  

Ive kinda made peace with being a volcel

2018-12-16 22:20:36 UTC  

i'm a volcel because i'm too busy

2018-12-16 22:20:37 UTC  

Pursuing relationships seems like too much work

2018-12-16 22:20:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507036970472570880/523987870634082304/pizza_mafia.jpg

2018-12-16 22:20:58 UTC  

me irl

2018-12-16 22:23:02 UTC  

Actually I just remembered Nikola Tesla was a volcel

2018-12-16 22:23:10 UTC  

It kinda didnt end well for him

2018-12-16 22:24:12 UTC  

i'm a volcel until i wanna not be a volcel

2018-12-16 22:24:15 UTC  

i'm a volvolcel

2018-12-16 22:24:31 UTC  

Nikola Tesla was lonely in his final years

2018-12-16 22:24:40 UTC  

should been a volvolcel then

2018-12-16 22:24:45 UTC  

the dummy

2018-12-16 22:24:46 UTC  

He was attracted to a pidgeon

2018-12-16 22:25:01 UTC  

cant bang a pidgeon

2018-12-16 22:25:21 UTC  

I have been feeding pigeons, thousands of them for years. But there was one, a beautiful bird, pure white with light grey tips on its wings; that one was different. It was a female. I had only to wish and call her and she would come flying to me. I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.

2018-12-16 22:25:47 UTC  

that man

2018-12-16 22:25:52 UTC  

needs a handjob

2018-12-16 22:25:59 UTC  

and like

2018-12-16 22:26:00 UTC  

the internet

2018-12-16 22:26:31 UTC  

Its a lesson

2018-12-16 22:26:49 UTC  

That us gamers need to start funding sexbots and have them commercially available by 2030

2018-12-16 22:27:02 UTC  

coochie workers will not stand for this

2018-12-16 22:27:15 UTC  

coochie workers against sexbot production

2018-12-16 22:27:25 UTC  

C.M.A.S.P

2018-12-16 22:27:28 UTC  

who says they wouldnt be

2018-12-16 22:27:31 UTC  

No lolis allowed here

2018-12-16 22:27:32 UTC  

πŸ’ͺ

2018-12-16 22:27:36 UTC  

gamers know what gamers want

2018-12-16 22:27:45 UTC  

loli catgirl waifubots

2018-12-16 22:27:46 UTC  

y'know

2018-12-16 22:27:52 UTC  

sexbots could be made