Makes sense to me

O.o

<:doge:280634887109607425>

That dog has the ancient Death Stare of the andvari god damn it they found me! *jumps threw window and runs into the distance*

XD

And people still say bath salts are safe

yes

yeah

BATH SALTS ARE NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!!!! *comes back scorched and covered in leaves*

the hell happened to you?

Give the salts to your dogs, that's should keep them from attacking aliens with shot guns. *looks behind me* damn humans.

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are you roleplaying in <#286742216477638656>

No I am reacting to humans.

It would seem so

can i have a character

Movie time

HOLD THE FUCK UP WHY THE FUCK JS SOME ONE USING A LEAVE BLOWER! ITS MOTHER FUCKING 2 am WAHT THE FUCK

let your alter-ego come free for a bit

I can't my alter-ego is more shy

I’ll be the creeper in the back watching all this

Everyone I will give you free freedom if you submit to not letting any aliens besides me on your planet!

how exactly would we be able to stop them getting onto the planet?

Except for my neighbor with a leave blower I'm gonna fucking prove him with his damn cat.

You eat their sauces, right?

*shrug*

._.

I'm gonna go sell cocaine to the local four year olds.

have fun

Seems profitable

I’d invest

I'm kidding they kicked my ass last time.

😥

And I don't even have one of those.

cocaine is classy

the pizza bareing god-like alien got his ass kicked by 4 year olds?

But not to four year olds they don't like it. They want sugar.

White gold

YOU HUMAN CHILDREN ARE FUCKING SCARY AS SHIT!

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children aren't scary