Message from @Leon

Discord ID: 387133907872776193


2017-12-04 06:43:46 UTC  

I brought pizza

2017-12-04 06:44:34 UTC  

Big tits, beautiful eyes AND pizza??? What else can you ask for

2017-12-04 06:44:54 UTC  

some drinks to go with it?

2017-12-04 06:44:56 UTC  

Hot wings to mothafucka! And a penis.

2017-12-04 06:45:03 UTC  

Too*

2017-12-04 06:45:05 UTC  

All in one

2017-12-04 06:45:44 UTC  

My human roommates said I would enjoy it here. So far I do.

2017-12-04 06:45:55 UTC  

Kinky

2017-12-04 06:46:33 UTC  

if you aren't human then what are you? *says the guy who sometimes pretends to be a ghost made of sound*

2017-12-04 06:46:55 UTC  

Hmm at least you’re not dogmatic

2017-12-04 06:47:13 UTC  

I am a god like alien who brings pizza

2017-12-04 06:47:30 UTC  

best kind of alien I guess

2017-12-04 06:48:09 UTC  

*walls in bangs head on door gets cartoon style knot* now I am a unicorn.

2017-12-04 06:48:28 UTC  

...wow xD

2017-12-04 06:49:37 UTC  

*car falls on me gets flattened cartoon style* now the pizza will fit better in the refrigerator sideways.

2017-12-04 06:49:53 UTC  

Makes sense to me

2017-12-04 06:49:56 UTC  

O.o

2017-12-04 06:50:00 UTC  

<:doge:280634887109607425>

2017-12-04 06:51:17 UTC  

That dog has the ancient Death Stare of the andvari god damn it they found me! *jumps threw window and runs into the distance*

2017-12-04 06:51:35 UTC  

XD

2017-12-04 06:51:56 UTC  

And people still say bath salts are safe

2017-12-04 06:52:34 UTC  

yes

2017-12-04 06:52:35 UTC  

yeah

2017-12-04 06:53:03 UTC  

BATH SALTS ARE NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!!!! *comes back scorched and covered in leaves*

2017-12-04 06:53:21 UTC  

the hell happened to you?

2017-12-04 06:54:02 UTC  

Give the salts to your dogs, that's should keep them from attacking aliens with shot guns. *looks behind me* damn humans.

2017-12-04 06:54:15 UTC  

....

2017-12-04 06:54:27 UTC  

are you roleplaying in <#286742216477638656>

2017-12-04 06:54:37 UTC  

No I am reacting to humans.

2017-12-04 06:54:42 UTC  

It would seem so

2017-12-04 06:54:46 UTC  

can i have a character

2017-12-04 06:55:13 UTC  

Movie time

2017-12-04 06:55:14 UTC  

HOLD THE FUCK UP WHY THE FUCK JS SOME ONE USING A LEAVE BLOWER! ITS MOTHER FUCKING 2 am WAHT THE FUCK

2017-12-04 06:55:16 UTC  

let your alter-ego come free for a bit

2017-12-04 06:55:38 UTC  

I can't my alter-ego is more shy

2017-12-04 06:55:40 UTC  

I’ll be the creeper in the back watching all this

2017-12-04 06:56:33 UTC  

Everyone I will give you free freedom if you submit to not letting any aliens besides me on your planet!

2017-12-04 06:57:08 UTC  

how exactly would we be able to stop them getting onto the planet?

2017-12-04 06:57:13 UTC  

Except for my neighbor with a leave blower I'm gonna fucking prove him with his damn cat.

2017-12-04 06:57:49 UTC  

You eat their sauces, right?

2017-12-04 06:58:00 UTC  

*shrug*