Message from @PunishedMuskovy

Discord ID: 544687624233811980


2019-02-12 01:10:02 UTC  

cortana is not even enabled anymore

2019-02-12 01:10:13 UTC  

I disabled her anyway

2019-02-12 01:10:23 UTC  

the last time I went into settings, there was no way to remove web integration

2019-02-12 01:10:33 UTC  

This could have changed with an update

2019-02-12 01:10:39 UTC  

but there wasn't a way to

2019-02-12 01:10:55 UTC  

if I want to search the web, I will open a browser

2019-02-12 01:11:21 UTC  

and it forces you to open it with edge and search with bing

2019-02-12 01:11:52 UTC  

You're not a true fan of Halo if you won't have Cortana activated even when without a mike

2019-02-12 01:12:17 UTC  

She didn't respond to "Cortana, all I need to know is did you lose them?" when I asked her, and she also said she liked Halo 4

2019-02-12 01:12:24 UTC  

She'll never be the real Cortana

2019-02-12 01:12:50 UTC  

She'll always be a fake

2019-02-12 01:12:52 UTC  

an imposter

2019-02-12 01:13:00 UTC  

Accept the harsh truth

2019-02-12 01:13:01 UTC  

ask her what the best halo game is

2019-02-12 01:13:06 UTC  

That Cortana likes Halo 4

2019-02-12 01:13:15 UTC  

Nobody fucking likes Halo 4

2019-02-12 01:13:25 UTC  

Cortana is nobody

2019-02-12 01:13:45 UTC  

im enabling cortana

2019-02-12 01:13:48 UTC  

to ask her

2019-02-12 01:13:52 UTC  

what is the best halo game

2019-02-12 01:14:09 UTC  

>you need a mic

2019-02-12 01:14:10 UTC  

gay

2019-02-12 01:14:18 UTC  

No u

2019-02-12 01:14:19 UTC  

She brings up an article

2019-02-12 01:14:32 UTC  

you dont need a mic, can't you type to her?

2019-02-12 01:14:41 UTC  

She doesn't even answer it herself

2019-02-12 01:15:31 UTC  

@Skanic You also get a wider view of the search results in Classic Shell than in Windows 10's search

2019-02-12 01:15:47 UTC  

like waht

2019-02-12 01:15:52 UTC  

who uses the menu anyway

2019-02-12 01:15:52 UTC  

@PunishedMuskovy You don't need a mic, you need a weapon

2019-02-12 01:15:55 UTC  

its boomer tech

2019-02-12 01:16:01 UTC  

For searching, you do

2019-02-12 01:16:05 UTC  

search waht

2019-02-12 01:16:10 UTC  

you dont have a web browser?

2019-02-12 01:16:15 UTC  

Nigga not for the web

2019-02-12 01:16:18 UTC  

for files

2019-02-12 01:16:22 UTC  

what if you make web pages

2019-02-12 01:16:24 UTC  

you dont know where your files are?

2019-02-12 01:16:25 UTC  

lol

2019-02-12 01:16:26 UTC  

or write programs

2019-02-12 01:16:32 UTC  

cortana