if i'm not able to keep food on the table with a job that puts me in the upper-middle tax bracket

i'm going to fucking march on capital hill

We've had bacon burgers before, even bacon tatoes

btw

IT WAS PROBABLY SHITTY

i will an hero

NOT AMERICAN

HAM

to all the burgers here

do not

eat

lettuce

yeah

the shutdown

yes i know e coli

I don't eat disgusting pig fat strips

MMMM

JUST

TAKE A BITE

***C R U N C H***

I like to eat pig butt

i've had to cut bacon out of my diet

because of the sheer price of it

COMBINE IT WITH SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS

MMMM

MAYBE DRIZZLE SOME

M A P L E S Y R U P

I used to be a pescatarian

ON IT WITH YOUR PANCAKES

trudeau is turning me into a muslim

I ate high soy products

Que porra é essa?

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wats that

**D E E P - F R I E D B U T T E R**

N O

TRUE AMERICAN BREAKFAST

Disgusting

absolutely DELICIOUS flapjacks with some bacon