HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? MAN MASTURBATES WHILE FRYING A STAKE

How else are you supposed to turn cucumbers into pickles?

oh mama

He oh mama'd for me when no one else would :(

dude on pornhub theres a dude who eats ceral and spaghetti while doggy fucking a chick

oh mama

like nothing is impossible

i guess that is my catchphrase now

i say that when my mom comes back drunk

oh mama

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "oh mama"
insert seinfeld theme*

im drawing a selfportrait

u jelly?

You have more artistic talent than me.

Triggered ™ Oppressed ®

i got an instagram go follow it ill suck dick for followers

Hope everyone is having a wonderful election day

i finished it ima add it to the pic channelyo

hold on Andy

haha got a phone call

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/24/greenwich-tube-bomb-suspect-named-as-damon-smith

people ask why i like trump over hillary. I tell them that I'd rather not have nuclear war with russia

That's a valid argument

You're not voting for Trump. You're voting for Trump's wig. the true master.

Lol

So, Its like Toxoplasma gondii?

CYNICAL... CYNICAL MAAAN.

Sorry

I found out you can get discord on your phone

Lol

Which is pretty cool

Hey Rita 😄

Hii

How are you?

I'm good and u ?

Swell! Tired 😪

It's almost 7AM here

I didn't go t school today cuz i felt so sick but no im better

wait

7 am ?

oh australia right