I did not have sexual relations with Melania

Lol

I fucked a toaster

~~Hillarys Home State is arkansas, but denies it.~~

Its funny, it wasn't until recently that I found out just how old both Candidates are.

Should rape a chair

Why is Arkansas not pronounced "ar-can-sas"?

Someone call life alert

And instead "Ar-can-saw"?

Saw

Either candidate could die of natural causes within the next 4 - 8 years.

It is Ar-can-saw

america has fallen and can't get up

Would you vote in Hillary if she died 2 hours after being elected into office?

And the VP?

Yes

Umm idk

I would like to see Hastur and Cthulhu as President and VP tbh.

Yes.

100% yes

I'm worried about Pence being Trumps vice president. Apparently he's caused some huge problems for Indiana.

If hillary died then yes

Praise to Cthulhu!

It's a good thing I live in Canada

^

Isn't voting in Cthulhu kinda fucking over our species?

My mother and her family are american though, which makes me all the more worried.

@Yakamaru yes.

cthulhu for president ftw.

Fuck humanity 😛

But if it prevents hillary then yes cthulu

Hillary and cthulhu are one in the same.

But I kinda like what we make: Food

And games

Not to mention porn

America is fucked anyway that's why in 2020 rep will be prez

Doesn't a person have to be 35+

^

Hastur > Cthulhu

Nah, lets go with Zeus

He fucks everything