Message from @Maya Amano

Discord ID: 245737335298195457


2016-11-09 02:29:02 UTC  

THAT SOUNDS PEACEFUL!

2016-11-09 02:29:09 UTC  

The Qu'ran is probably the most violent religion

2016-11-09 02:29:11 UTC  

THAT SOUNDS LIKE HELL TO ME!

2016-11-09 02:29:14 UTC  

And they wake up in a field full of rednecks with shotguns

2016-11-09 02:29:20 UTC  

Forever

2016-11-09 02:29:32 UTC  

You have to teach 72 virgin people to have sex.

2016-11-09 02:29:37 UTC  

I DONT WANT TO DO THAT!

2016-11-09 02:29:48 UTC  

And, It didn't say Women.

2016-11-09 02:29:54 UTC  

I said Virgins.

2016-11-09 02:30:10 UTC  

It could be Male and Female virgins.

2016-11-09 02:30:21 UTC  

Idk just grab them by the pussy

2016-11-09 02:30:36 UTC  

HEH!
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2016-11-09 02:30:40 UTC  

g r a b h e r b y t h e p u s s y

2016-11-09 02:31:03 UTC  

ON THE NBC FEED, ONE OF THE PLACES WHERE THE REPORTER IS HAS FOX ON IT, RATHER THAN NBC!

2016-11-09 02:31:11 UTC  

I voted then cried for an hour

2016-11-09 02:31:22 UTC  

Who did you pick?

2016-11-09 02:31:27 UTC  

@Maya Amano EXACTLY. It says only 72 virgins. Doesn't say which sex they are

2016-11-09 02:31:35 UTC  

For all you know you get 72 gay virgins

2016-11-09 02:31:44 UTC  

Or 72 lesbian virgins

2016-11-09 02:31:58 UTC  

72 D** ks up your A **Hole

2016-11-09 02:32:26 UTC  

I can censor myself.

2016-11-09 02:32:30 UTC  

can't*

2016-11-09 02:32:40 UTC  

Lol

2016-11-09 02:36:18 UTC  

**~~TOO MUCH PENETRATION~~**

2016-11-09 02:36:25 UTC  

Never enough penetration

2016-11-09 02:36:34 UTC  

Just gotta widen the hole

2016-11-09 02:36:55 UTC  

A Hole the size of texas.

2016-11-09 02:36:58 UTC  

Though shoving your dick in someone's ass with 71 other guys..

2016-11-09 02:37:01 UTC  

Might feel weird

2016-11-09 02:37:11 UTC  

Lots of balls touching

2016-11-09 02:37:40 UTC  

*"It's only gay if the balls touch"* - The Lonely Milkman

2016-11-09 02:38:22 UTC  

Your body would explode from the amount of C**.

2016-11-09 02:38:59 UTC  

kinky

2016-11-09 02:39:07 UTC  

Oh.

2016-11-09 02:39:20 UTC  

We brought NSFW out of <#232305838105034753> .

2016-11-09 02:40:17 UTC  

You know, you're a ********, and I will ****** ********** you

2016-11-09 02:40:25 UTC  

Hmm, can't spam asterisks

2016-11-09 02:40:27 UTC  

Me is sad

2016-11-09 02:40:34 UTC  

Me seeing Trump is in the lead:

2016-11-09 02:40:40 UTC  

8===== ✊ ====D 💦

2016-11-09 02:42:16 UTC  

You guys know about the new Metallica song, HardWired.