The Butterfly Effect.

If Islam weren't a "religion of peace" it wouldn't happen,no

If the Middle East weren't a bunch of fucking mud hut dwelling woman-hating savages

You can take the stone thrower out of the shit, but not the shit out of the stone thrower

From what I have seen in the Koran, There is something about being rewarded for killing yourself in the name of Islam.

Jihad

Kill an infidel, go to heaven and get 72 virgins

What if it was 72 Virginians

THAT SOUNDS PEACEFUL!

The Qu'ran is probably the most violent religion

THAT SOUNDS LIKE HELL TO ME!

And they wake up in a field full of rednecks with shotguns

Forever

You have to teach 72 virgin people to have sex.

I DONT WANT TO DO THAT!

And, It didn't say Women.

I said Virgins.

It could be Male and Female virgins.

Idk just grab them by the pussy

HEH!
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g r a b h e r b y t h e p u s s y

ON THE NBC FEED, ONE OF THE PLACES WHERE THE REPORTER IS HAS FOX ON IT, RATHER THAN NBC!

I voted then cried for an hour

Who did you pick?

@Maya Amano EXACTLY. It says only 72 virgins. Doesn't say which sex they are

For all you know you get 72 gay virgins

Or 72 lesbian virgins

72 D** ks up your A **Hole

I can censor myself.

can't*

Lol

**~~TOO MUCH PENETRATION~~**

Never enough penetration

Just gotta widen the hole

A Hole the size of texas.

Though shoving your dick in someone's ass with 71 other guys..

Might feel weird

Lots of balls touching

*"It's only gay if the balls touch"* - The Lonely Milkman

Your body would explode from the amount of C**.

kinky