Message from @JoshingTons

Discord ID: 246076227947855874


2016-11-10 00:56:54 UTC  

^ True.

2016-11-10 00:57:01 UTC  

^

2016-11-10 00:57:06 UTC  

Her fucking Pantsuit apparently is "powerful"

2016-11-10 00:57:16 UTC  

"But it won't affect me, because I'm a white male."

2016-11-10 00:57:18 UTC  

EVERYONE STOP TALKING AND READ MY STORY

2016-11-10 00:57:20 UTC  

~The Break of California~
--based on a potential true story--

After whiny cunts started crying that Trump won, some cried for California to split. They became a new country, the California People's Republic. With 60+ genders and countless sexualities, people of all races and species came together. Unforunately, America invades them, and with nobody in the military, they are immediately defeated and annexed. The end.

2016-11-10 00:57:40 UTC  

CLAP

2016-11-10 00:57:42 UTC  

CLAP

2016-11-10 00:57:43 UTC  

CLAP

2016-11-10 00:57:43 UTC  

fap

2016-11-10 00:57:46 UTC  

The man can't keep my voice down, oh wait the media already has!

2016-11-10 00:58:01 UTC  

Lol, fuck California

2016-11-10 00:58:08 UTC  

Fuck California

2016-11-10 00:58:12 UTC  

Fuck them up the ass

2016-11-10 00:58:15 UTC  

Pokemon Go to the polls

2016-11-10 00:58:30 UTC  

California seems to be very very Politically Correct.

2016-11-10 00:58:31 UTC  

Pokemon Go-To-The-Poll!

2016-11-10 00:58:42 UTC  

Yeah, thats why I wrote that

2016-11-10 00:59:01 UTC  

Because so many dumbasses live there, that they may actually try to split

2016-11-10 00:59:15 UTC  

psh

2016-11-10 00:59:16 UTC  

@Maya Amano California is at the BOTTOM of education across ALL the states. Of course it's the most PC 😛

2016-11-10 00:59:17 UTC  

good

2016-11-10 00:59:18 UTC  

My fucking god.

2016-11-10 00:59:24 UTC  

Really?

2016-11-10 00:59:26 UTC  

The bottom?

2016-11-10 00:59:27 UTC  

Yes.

2016-11-10 00:59:30 UTC  

He's made more terrorist factories

2016-11-10 00:59:31 UTC  

49th

2016-11-10 00:59:38 UTC  

48th for Math?

2016-11-10 00:59:39 UTC  

Yeah

2016-11-10 00:59:46 UTC  

I thought Texas was 49th?

2016-11-10 01:00:16 UTC  

THEY HOST COMPUTER COMPANIES?!?! THAT STATE CANT FIND OUT WHAT 2 + 2 EQUALS!

2016-11-10 01:00:27 UTC  

5 obviously

2016-11-10 01:00:37 UTC  

It's because of the good weather

2016-11-10 01:00:43 UTC  

BLAME CALIFORNIA!

2016-11-10 01:00:50 UTC  

BLAME CALIFORNIA!

2016-11-10 01:00:52 UTC  

tbh I would live there for the weather

2016-11-10 01:01:33 UTC  

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2016-11-10 01:01:41 UTC  

Blame Canada