like my mama always said, every pipe bomb has a silver lining.

does he live in Hawaii the state or Hawaii the island, because they're two different things

IS THAT STREET FIGHTER I SEE

most of the military bases are on Oahu, there's just a small training outpost on the Big Island

Guys okay it's story time omg

So for lunch today I had sweet tomatos

And they have like, fucking ice cream machines and ice cream cones on the desert side

My friend and I were waiting in line for it and a bunch of other kids

And then this guy rolls in, and everybody's staring at him bc he's making this big ass entrance slamming the door open

And when I mean rolls, like he has body rolls and he's in a wheel chair

He cuts in front of everybody

And guess what he does

Fucking guess

hey guys!!! (v:

starts a foodfight?

He rolls up to the ice cream machine and he slowly takes the ice cream cone

And he fucking eats like 2-3 of those before leaving

HE LITERALLY ONLY ATE THE CONE

NOT THE ICE CREAM

lmao

i've heard that from somewhere before @nubbie

YEAH I THOUGHT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME BUT IT DID

@Sarky Sadly, it didn't happen to me on a cruise since I barely fucking leave Cali

one time i dropped my icecream

2 days ago

:((( RIP ice cream

lol

indeed

Leftists

i wouldnt mind Trump striking mexico right now with a nuke

im dying with this cold and fever and sore throat

if he could nuke my place

Put a Zeus beard on him first.

thatd be great

ikr

praise me child

papa bless 😉

.. @nubbie just the cone?
Like, when in your wheeled device of choice, it can be hard to open doors, so even giving him the benefit of the doubt on that. JUST CUT THE LINE AND EAT THE CONE

rep if you have the possibility to go on the island of maui

it's rly rly rly worth it

BEAUTIFUL place