Ok

ostriches do have bones

HARDER SMOOTH

so possibly it exists

*BITES nails*

*Licks palm*

you know how girls spread their ass cheeks wide

shit ends up red

you just have to stick it in and wait 2 minutes

Smooth

*satoru iwata enters the room*

because women are only meant for sex

nothing else

they are useless to society

*smooth*

*people freak out that there is a ghost in the room*

*sentri*

*random people are shitting their pants in terror*

*others are trying to get the ghost to sign their NES*

WOAH

IS THAT THE REAL LEAFYISHERE?

WOAH

hi

smooth....does leafy have a friggin british-ish accent?

derp

~Ahhhh~

*Blush*

hi

Hai

Niiiko <3

:>

;)

*Winks*

dude

fuck yeah

Yeeees

Okay easy...m

*MMMM*

/

*SHT*

**AHHH**