send n00ds

noots

send noots

No u

Send noots

Ok

i need a grill

Me2

does anyone want to be my grill

Me

I will

ill clean the grease out of you

Jk

One day I shall find a GF, maybe...someday....possibly..............

Lemme link u my Amazon wishlist bb

an internet girl?

i heard those are rare

A real grill

I'm girl give me itam

Aloooooooone

Just make sure that you don't let them make a Steve Shives out of you, Sebastian.

Provided I find a female to begin with.

Same seb

what have i started

I havent made it to first base with anybody, if I think about it.

Could always go on backpage

Craigslist

Not paying money for it :/

Meanwhile I lost my virginity to a girl while her friend made out with her topless in a dodge neon. Fuckin noobs

I've always wanted to be a professional cuddler

You can practice

U can practice w mr

With me

Oops

Sure

Jamie called it :(

heh

Its okay sentri

The more the merrier

And can menage a trois

Maybe I'll save up for one of those newfangled special companionship robots.