i grab respect by the pussy

I AM THE GOD OF FUCK

and let it happen from there on

that's how you get respect

@RollinInTheDerp "The Lord", thy name is "Edge".

I'm an oreo.

In his case, anyways.

I love Oreos

I'm half cracker, and half nigger.

i only eat the white part of the oreos

Me too, opening them up slowly and licking every last drop of creme

I'm sure you do

Thanks for sharing smooth

i only read right to left

No one cares

waifus deserve the same respect as real women

I am the walrus

great somg

Did I say "Edge"? I meant "try-hard".

I am the eggman

japan > america

someday im going to move to japan

I'm a try-hard fail-fag

kantana > all weapons

Weeaboo

*katana

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

Anime > Cartoon

Fuck a katana I'd whip your ass with a flail

I'm laughing at that misspelling now.

I worked at Medieval Times bring it u Lil bitchtard

didn't know it was that funny

i remember medival times

My fave Beatles song is prolly a dat in the life or happiness is a warm gun

shit was waste of my money

made me eat without a fork

Fuck u turd black n white knight ftw

Go eat a dick smooth

Well, it wasn't that funny, but I can't laugh and have you hear it through text.

im gay for you

fuck me in the ass