Hit that MF like button, fam 👏 👌 😄 💯 😂

naw

fuck you

and your like button

😦

wow

shall a masturbate to day or shall i wait till tommarow so i can come cum more?

It's ya boi SlimJesus.

yup

Wait until tomorrow, mate.

ok

why not both?

kidding. delete your account and pray to jesus

Let me introduce my dude, IcejjFish.

Or my boi, Hugh Mungus.

do u guys know any ways i can cum more?

Drink a lot of water.

Eat pineapple

is that it?

pinapple

wont that just make it taste better

Yes and cum more

well i dont have any

Wait until you need to take a piss and then just try to hold it in while you're jacking off.

oh

You're welcome.

idk about that

Not until the point when you can piss yourself. Know what I mean?

Just need to piss

^

ok den

i need some fuckin pineapple

buy some

i will sone

It'll taste amazing

Put it on top of ice cream

Preferably cookies n cream

lol

what other foods make cum taste better?

Asparagus

Everything tastes good wit ice cream