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2 am hype

bull snot

i just realized christtmas is in 10 days

Ya

We are the crowd
We're c-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastical

join vc yah monkeys

but why

y noot

I will b4 bbed

Populate it pls

Casual reminder that SENTRIFEST will be Friday March 10th (the 69th day of the year) to support research into Mysterious Leg Bruise Syndrome, from which I suffer. Thank for youe support.

I'm feeling light headed

anyone see Rogue One?

Ridiculously good imo

anyone awake

u know it

Good morning

Damn it Facebook. I hate that I have to use you. Stop forcing *top stories* on us. Ugh..... Facebbook does a lot of manipulations to control what you see in top stories and that's why it's usually not really what you'd consider a top story. They are trying to force certain things.

Finally found a nice extension that fixes some issues, including forcing it to go to most recent automatically.

fb is gay

reddit is better

I find both are equally cancer.

Less is Mortis.

No doubt. But it's the only way you're ever going to get family news in my family.

They will not tell you anything going on any other way.

Feel like you get herpes every time you go on it.

@Deleted User That was good. I liked that one.

It's not herpes,


it's hepatitis.

But yeah, even with family news on there, I can't be convinced. Especially with all the Hillary whiners and Trump masturbators now that the election's over.

Even then, you still got the foolish SJW's and stuff.

It's just the utter bipolarity of politics on there in general and the fact that stories get Fuckerberged with.

People constantly shareing slideshow-based websites.

Number 4 will shock you!!

May I strangle whoever came up with the idea for that?

"Top ten ways to end your career! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT."

"HOMELESSNESS: A TUTORIAL."

10 FACTS ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT THAT MAY KILL YOU!