Message from @Stygian

Discord ID: 263189335975788544


2016-12-27 06:15:12 UTC  

WHAT. ewww

2016-12-27 06:16:02 UTC  

I swear women's bathroom are way more disgusting than men's bathroom.

2016-12-27 06:16:35 UTC  

Can I tell a story?

2016-12-27 06:16:52 UTC  

to many ppl talking

2016-12-27 06:17:23 UTC  

if rep gets off youll be able to

2016-12-27 06:17:23 UTC  

Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?''

2016-12-27 06:17:32 UTC  

lol

2016-12-27 06:17:35 UTC  

We laughed our asses off.

2016-12-27 06:17:54 UTC  

So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet

2016-12-27 06:18:06 UTC  

wow

2016-12-27 06:18:28 UTC  

The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''

2016-12-27 06:18:31 UTC  

yall laughed at his tinny sausage

2016-12-27 06:18:54 UTC  

Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom

2016-12-27 06:19:05 UTC  

he pulled down his pants

2016-12-27 06:19:15 UTC  

shat on the floor

2016-12-27 06:19:19 UTC  

and walked out

2016-12-27 06:19:47 UTC  

the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit

2016-12-27 06:20:01 UTC  

Thomas meanwhile looked at us

2016-12-27 06:20:14 UTC  

We didn't know what he had done, yet

2016-12-27 06:20:22 UTC  

i went in the public bathroom and forgot to lock the door thing on the stall and someone came in and started yelling

2016-12-27 06:20:27 UTC  

because i had a knife

2016-12-27 06:20:31 UTC  

dont ask why i had the knife

2016-12-27 06:21:10 UTC  

2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again

2016-12-27 06:21:22 UTC  

lmao

2016-12-27 06:21:41 UTC  

The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine

2016-12-27 06:21:43 UTC  

oh shit i was playing with this slime rn and i accidentally shaped it into a penis

2016-12-27 06:21:53 UTC  

i broke the penis

2016-12-27 06:22:14 UTC  

Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,

2016-12-27 06:22:27 UTC  

why did thomas shit on the floor

2016-12-27 06:22:39 UTC  

The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''

2016-12-27 06:22:46 UTC  

We heard thomas crying

2016-12-27 06:23:06 UTC  

FUCK THA POLICE.

2016-12-27 06:23:16 UTC  

Das hot @Repzion

2016-12-27 06:23:22 UTC  

😂😂😂

2016-12-27 06:23:28 UTC  

He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home

2016-12-27 06:23:43 UTC  

We never saw him again

2016-12-27 06:23:49 UTC  

*** but why did he shit on the floor***

2016-12-27 06:24:00 UTC  

bad little boy

2016-12-27 06:24:03 UTC  

We have no fucking idea

2016-12-27 06:24:30 UTC  

Can someone please read that whole story in a serious voice?

2016-12-27 06:24:50 UTC  

get morgan freeman