Wow, how far did the dick go in?

How big?

THRUST

Me and my Friends were in a Call together, when some guy invited some random girl I knew from school, she had a part-time job working with horses, we played Overwatch with her a little and then she said that she sometimes has fantasies of a horse fucking her, then she gave a full description of her horse's dick. I then proceeded to kick her from the call.

I weigh 420 pounds, lol ecks dee

@Binocular Dad I can hook you up

Yeah nigga I got all the ass

just come into my van

Repzion, you want some ass?

I've got tits aswell

and woman ass

k

Fat girls can be nice, sometimes

😉

I have no idea what I'm doing

It ain't a party till the titty involved

What's with all these young people fucking pans?

MASSICE

Is pansexual just a fancy way of saying bisexual?

You get it? It's because there are only 2 genders

I got some ass

SOME DANK ASS KUSH

Yeaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sexii

Weed

Lubing myself up rn

Lubing up my entire body, I need to slip in

Saving to my porn collection

This makes me wet

USE MY CODE!

REPZION ON DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB

Do people who get sponsored actually use the services that sponsor them?

Who smells their asshole?

@Repzion Shitting out Quarters?

Bleeding asshole? https://www.reference.com/science/blood-smell-like-metal-20eab7ad5a883a5e @Repzion

@Spirit Pics or it didn't happen

LEAK IT

IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER..

@Spirit Not gonna lie, you have a nice ass, I'd go straight for that ass

EXPENSIVE

Urethra

Christian ass

There were cameras in my school bathrooms

We were scared

They saw our 8th grade dicks

Can I tell a story?

Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?''

We laughed our asses off.

So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet

The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''

Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom

he pulled down his pants

shat on the floor

and walked out

the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit

Thomas meanwhile looked at us

We didn't know what he had done, yet

2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again

The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine

Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,

The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''

We heard thomas crying

He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home

We never saw him again

We have no fucking idea

Can someone please read that whole story in a serious voice?

Someone in General

please

Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?'' We laughed our asses off.
So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet
The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''
Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom
he pulled down his pants
shat on the floor
and walked out
the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit
Thomas meanwhile looked at us
We didn't know what he had done, yet...

2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again

The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine

Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,

The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''
We heard thomas crying
He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home
We never saw him again

Someone Read that please

Please

in General

Someone in General read it

please

@Clunt Estwode Read that story

@🤔GayZeusCat🤔 Sharpie

I just got banned from a Weeb server

@Stygian https://discord.me/ngnl

Guys, I have a wonderful story

Can someone in General 3 read it?

Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?'' We laughed our asses off.
So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet
The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''
Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom
he pulled down his pants
shat on the floor
and walked out
the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit
Thomas meanwhile looked at us
We didn't know what he had done, yet...
2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again
The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine
Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,
The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''
We heard thomas crying
He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home
We never saw him again

READ IT

@Leaf boy

READ IT

I want to die

please do this

for me

kk

?

I've been dead for 6 weeks

nice

Fucking ded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapX7O0le48&feature=youtu.be